Melanie Warner Spencer

At Re-find, we try to be good, be kind and behave, but like most people, we occassionally need our potty mouths washed out with soap. We are not proud of it, but we are trying to be honest. 

On our best days, we come up with clever replacements for popular curse words and phrases, such as:

• Mother trucker!
• God bless America!
• Cheese and rice!

OK, they aren’t very clever, but they get the job done (especially when you are prone to ramming  your knee or toe or leg into every object in the house and office) and no one is offended. Our rule of thumb is that if you wouldn’t say it in front of Grandma, you probably shouldn’t say (or yell) it at all. 

Let’s all work together to stop cursing like sailors. Grandma, your co-workers, your children and your fellow humans will thank you.

Cheers!

M